The following is a Stitch Up and shouldn't be taken seriously or with any other medications or alcohol.
While emptying out Mick Malthouse' desk a cleaning lady unearthed this "Blue"print for Carlton's 2016 season had Malthouse not have quit as coach this year.
1. BEAT BLOODY COLLINGWOOD!! Have to beat that snivelling Buckley at his own game and really stick it to McGuire while I'm at it. I think I'll give them the forks when the final siren blows. Ha ha ha.
2. Already got rid of Eddie Betts, Jarrad Waite, Jeff Garlett and Mitch Robinson. Just need to find a way to off-load Marc Murphy, Andrew Walker, Bryce Gibbs, Chris Yarran and Kade Simpson. No talent hacks the lot of them.
3. Check up on the progress of the Daisy clones. I can just picture it now. A whole team of Daisy's. We'll be unbeatable!
4. Convince the club to invest in an exo-skeleton suit for Juddy. Maybe Chris will come out of retirement if he were Iron Man! Imagine that: a team of Daisy clones and an Iron Man/Chris Judd.
Micky, you wiley coaching genius.